- Obvious Sarcasm Press Release for NascarInAnimate
Wednesday, March 21, 2012
NTSB Removes NascarInAnimateObject
In a daring night time raid, agents from the National Traffic Safety Board have removed and deported to a country of its origin Twitter's @NascarInAnimate. The move was supported by agents and officers from the Department of Immigration and Naturalization Service(INS) as well as the Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms(ATF). Members of the law offices of Dewey, Screwem and Howe, the firm "InAnimate" was a member of, have also been incarcerated. Members of all agencies questioned would not give specifics, but apparently, "InAnimate Objects" may be subject to either proof of immigration and naturalization status or taxation and documentation through revenue stamps as required by federal laws. At this point @NascarInAnimate has been removed from Twitter and all social medea sites, although no government agencies or site managers can state by who's authority this was done. NASCAR had no comments in regards to any and all InAnimate Objects, but it is expected all Objects will be on hand at Auto Club Speedway this weekend.